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29 Secrets College Students Won’t Tell You

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In college, no one is too cool for school.

1. You’re probably at your most athletic when you are playing drinking games.

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2. A futon is cheaper than a couch, and better to have sex on.

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3. Wednesday and Thursday nights are the most fun nights to go out; anyone who says otherwise is lying.

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4. No one has a clue what is going on during freshman orientation (or the rest of the year, for that matter) and anyone who acts otherwise is lying.

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5. You can’t remember the last time you did the reading.

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6. You will say you are never making “bad decisions” again, but that is the biggest lie in the world and you know it.

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7. Deep down, you kind of like drinking the cheap stuff.

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8. Getting to know your professors is actually kind of awesome, because they’re usually rock stars.

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9. There is a difference between being “poor” and being “college poor.”

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10. The only time you do laundry is when you run out of clean underwear, and not a moment before.

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11. Your major kind of can actually define who you are as a person.

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12. The only time you *REALLY* dress up is when you’re going out, trying to impress someone, or both.

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13. You’ll spend way more time on Facebook in the library than ACTUALLY studying.

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14. Writing a thesis may kill you, but the pride you have in the finished product is well worth the effort.

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15. You don’t actually do any “studying” when you study abroad.

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16. If you start a paper earlier than 9 p.m. the night before, you’re doing it wrong.

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17. Because really, you’d rather pull an all-nighter than even think about that paper a week in advance.

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18. You can survive on a diet of cold pizza, mac ‘n’ cheese, and Goldfish crackers, but it’s not advisable.

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19. Being “popular” or “cool” like some people were in high school DEFINITELY does not matter anymore.

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20. The freshman 15 is actually a very, very real thing if you aren’t careful.

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21. You sign up for classes around your sleep schedule and social calendar.

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22. Try as hard as you might, your dorm room will NEVER look like it does in an Ikea catalog.

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23. The student section at your school’s sporting events is both the most exciting and the craziest place on campus.

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24. Staying on your RA’s good side is absolutely, positively imperative.

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25. Either you’re in a serious relationship with someone and practically married, or you’re just hooking up, but there is no real in-between.

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26. Spring break isn’t actually a vacation but a week-long test of your liver and willpower.

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27. Arguments with your roommate are never actually about what you are arguing about.

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28. No matter how tired you are, you ALWAYS will have enough energy to go out.

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29. And finally, college is more than just classes and parties. It’s where you make some important mistakes, meet lifelong friends, and grow up in the process.

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H/T: buzzfeed.com

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