1. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
2. HEY GIRL, DO YOU LOVE WATER? That means you love 80 % of me.
3. I wish I was your Differential equation homework because then I’d be really hard and you’d be doing me on your desk
4. You don’t need a Rockwell test to characterize MY hardness and penetration depth
5. You must be a redstone torch ‘Cause my piston just activated
6. Baby I’ll treat you like my homework I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long
7. My wavelength might be short But the frequency is outta this world
8. If there really is an infinite number of universes We’re already having sex in at least one.
9. Are you a 90 degree angle? Cuz you lookin right
10. I wish I were DNA helicase So I could unzip your genes
11. When I’m around you I’m like a level 4 metapod. All I can do is harden.
12. Baby you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive
13. You are the higgs boson particle of my life… because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter”
14. It’s not the length of the vector that counts it’s how you apply the force
15. You must be the square root of two ’cause i feel irrational around you
16. That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8m/s^2
17. You better call me william herschel because tonight i’m gonna discover uranus
18. Tell the square root of negative one to multiply by itself Because shit just got real
19. How can I know hundreds of pi digits but not the 11 digits of your phone number?
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