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Here Are 19 Of The Most Popular Pick Up Lines Used By Scientists. #8 Is Brilliant!

1. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

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2. HEY GIRL, DO YOU LOVE WATER? That means you love 80 % of me.

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3. I wish I was your Differential equation homework because then I’d be really hard and you’d be doing me on your desk

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4. You don’t need a Rockwell test to characterize MY hardness and penetration depth

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5. You must be a redstone torch ‘Cause my piston just activated

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6. Baby I’ll treat you like my homework I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long

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7. My wavelength might be short But the frequency is outta this world

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8. If there really is an infinite number of universes We’re already having sex in at least one.

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9. Are you a 90 degree angle? Cuz you lookin right

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10. I wish I were DNA helicase So I could unzip your genes

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11. When I’m around you I’m like a level 4 metapod. All I can do is harden.

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12. Baby you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive

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13. You are the higgs boson particle of my life… because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter”

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14. It’s not the length of the vector that counts it’s how you apply the force

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15. You must be the square root of two ’cause i feel irrational around you

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16. That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8m/s^2

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17. You better call me william herschel because tonight i’m gonna discover uranus

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18. Tell the square root of negative one to multiply by itself Because shit just got real

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19. How can I know hundreds of pi digits but not the 11 digits of your phone number?

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Via quickmeme.com

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