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30 Baby Shower Cakes To Remind You That Childbirth Is Actually Horrifying

Ah, the miracle of life. So graphic, so delicious.

Why hello there, face that will haunt my nightmares forever.

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Is the Cat in the Hat the father, or just a supportive friend?

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Educational AND delicious!

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While not inaccurate, this one just seems to put emphasis on the wrong part of the experience.

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Wait, is that the PLACENTA IN THAT BOWL?!

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Never have sprinkles been so unappetizing.

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Nice bowtie?

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Forget the fact that he’s sitting on a television. Why does baby Ethan look like an orange E.T.?

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Dibs on the head!

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I guess that’s one way to tell the world you’re having twins…

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Most terrifying use of jello ever? Most definitely.

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TOO ACCURATE.

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The miracle of life, as explained by a teenage boy.

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So many questions, beginning with the Playboy bunny, and ending with the flesh window.

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The logic of this one is undeniable.

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It’s like an elegant army invading the castle of creepy.

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Tristan’s quite a looker. Those eyes!

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I guess it’s good to consider other possibilities for birth, too…

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Wait, why “farewell”? Also, why the sexy lingerie?

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Come on in, the water, ahem, placenta’s fine!

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That’s one way to ensure people look at boring photos of your child.

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Maybe push a little less, Nicole, lest the baby hits the wall.

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Childbirth meets the Exorcist meets your worst fears realized.

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Wait, is it climbing out of the bellybutton?

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The sign’s a nice touch.

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That’s one happy face for someone surrounded by the world’s most horrifying use of strawberries.

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They’re like a little army of deliciousness coming for you…whether you like it or not.

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Is Kristin the mother, or just someone with good hand-eye coordination?

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Everybody loves a good meat baby

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This is truly the spirit of the occasion, boiled down into one sentence.

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